We don’t know who you take after
For it’s not after us
Yer mother and I are decent hard working people
And would you just look at you!
My first suit, tailor made, insipid charcoal grey,
And in the image of every one my father ever wore,
Seven guineas from Montagu Burton
Desecrated at the cost of half a crown, a week’s pocket money,
The trousers, twenty inches round the bottoms
Rendered drainpipes by the retired tailor in Hyndford Street
In his rage,
My father threatened to throw them in the fire.
Worse was to follow. Navy blue, fourteen inch bottom trousers,
Jetted pockets, single button, cut square, fingertip length
My father looked bemused as I recited this litany to the salesman
“Ach! This is what all the young men are wearing Sir”,
I was grateful for his intercession, glad for his support,
With supplementary cutaway collar shirt and a Slim Jim tie
Complemented by my father’s ignorance of matters sartorial
My Saturday nights would reach new heights, never be the same again
Until, that was, until he saw what he’d forked out ten guineas for,
We don’t know who you take after
For it’s not after us
"Thank God for small mercies", I thought.
And my enjoyment and laughter increases every time I read it. Worth every penny.
the Ugly Duckling's point of view revealed
I walk down a crowded street, terraced houses, joined one to the next, a wall of homes.
I glance, not staring, curious, not nosey. Each time I look, that father, that son, those suits.
Fashions change. Neckties billow. Lapels and trouser legs flare and recede. But for this Belfast family, life goes on.
I want to know more. Was it 42? No, 24. Can I find that house again?